William Fail.
William is going to have a story to tell now
I fore see a zap in the bird’s future.
Oops, too late.
You mean “Dead duck!”
William Tell, the first hundred kids
Nothing like the smell of burnt buzzard in the morning…
Buzzard for Christmas dinner anyone? Yip yip yip yip yip
Does he expect a duck to swoop in and take the arrow?
He is no Robin Hood!
Gasp!
Duck? Pretty soon the buzzard’s goose will be cooked.
How in the world did he talk her into this?
“Stop making your eyes look like targets!”
➳ (◎ ̯ ʖ ◎)
William Tell actually used a crossbow.
Fast.. duck fast enough and it could still be a perfect shot. If not, well you didn’t duck fast enough.
No duck. Dead vulture.
SINCE WHEN DID HE BECOME THE WITCH HUNTER?
QUICK!!!
Er, Auntie doesn’t have an adams apple.
He thought that was Witch Hazel…
Ah yes, the incident that gave rise to that famous song….
What am I doin’ here?
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin’ fight
Somebody yelled “attack!”
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go (forward ho!) aw
Look at them bushes out there
They’re moving and there’s a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
Hey charlie, duck yer head!
Hm, you’re a little bit late on that one, charlie
Ooh, I bet that smarts!
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go
There’s a redskin a-waitin’ out there, just fixin’ to take my hair
A coward I’ve been called ‘cause I don’t want to wind up dead or bald
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go (forward ho) aw
I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Let’s see friend kemo sabe, that’s it
Kemo sabe!
Hey out there, kemo sabe!
Nope, that itn’t it
Look at them out there
They’re runnin’ around like a bunch of wild Indians
Heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain’t no time for jokin’
William Tell he is not…..
Uh-oh. I thought the popular wisdom was that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. That doesn’t seem to be the case here….
The G@L0rd is going to find out the arrow of his ways!
Broomie might not be suffering slings, but she’s surely going to suffer an arrow!
Cornelius Noodleman almost 2 years ago
William Fail.
C almost 2 years ago
William is going to have a story to tell now
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
I fore see a zap in the bird’s future.
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
Oops, too late.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You mean “Dead duck!”
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
William Tell, the first hundred kids
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Nothing like the smell of burnt buzzard in the morning…
yip yip yip almost 2 years ago
Buzzard for Christmas dinner anyone? Yip yip yip yip yip
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
Does he expect a duck to swoop in and take the arrow?
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 2 years ago
He is no Robin Hood!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Gasp!
A R V reader almost 2 years ago
Duck? Pretty soon the buzzard’s goose will be cooked.
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How in the world did he talk her into this?
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Stop making your eyes look like targets!”
➳ (◎ ̯ ʖ ◎)
WilliamMedlock almost 2 years ago
William Tell actually used a crossbow.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Fast.. duck fast enough and it could still be a perfect shot. If not, well you didn’t duck fast enough.
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
No duck. Dead vulture.
karmakat01 almost 2 years ago
SINCE WHEN DID HE BECOME THE WITCH HUNTER?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
QUICK!!!
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Er, Auntie doesn’t have an adams apple.
T... almost 2 years ago
He thought that was Witch Hazel…
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ah yes, the incident that gave rise to that famous song….
What am I doin’ here?
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin’ fight
Somebody yelled “attack!”
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go (forward ho!) aw
Look at them bushes out there
They’re moving and there’s a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
Hey charlie, duck yer head!
Hm, you’re a little bit late on that one, charlie
Ooh, I bet that smarts!
What am I doin’ here?
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go
There’s a redskin a-waitin’ out there, just fixin’ to take my hair
A coward I’ve been called ‘cause I don’t want to wind up dead or bald
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go (forward ho) aw
I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Let’s see friend kemo sabe, that’s it
Kemo sabe!
Hey out there, kemo sabe!
Nope, that itn’t it
Look at them out there
They’re runnin’ around like a bunch of wild Indians
Heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain’t no time for jokin’
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
William Tell he is not…..
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Uh-oh. I thought the popular wisdom was that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. That doesn’t seem to be the case here….
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The G@L0rd is going to find out the arrow of his ways!
tinstar almost 2 years ago
Broomie might not be suffering slings, but she’s surely going to suffer an arrow!