Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 17, 2022

Or socks. SIGH

Previously owned by a little old lady who only wore them to church on Sundays

ᵃⁿᵈ ᴮᴵᴺᴳᴼ ᵒⁿ ᵀʰᵘʳˢᵈᵃʸ ᵉᵛᵉⁿⁱⁿᶢˢ

Is he also Christmas gift soiler?

And smelly too!!!

HOWARD! … it’s the gift of choices:

Regift … Return … or Regurgitate …!

( payback is H.E.L.L. )

A 6 pack of thongs will do that! ☺️☺️☺️

Ah, cr@p! :)

Nit hogs?? LOL!!! I typed “Not thongs”? and this is what my computer printed!!! Possibly I started it by hitting an I instead of the o, but don’t ask me where the rest came from!!