Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 14, 2023

This………………will not end well…

someone is about to get throat constipation – call 911

Joey Chestnut world record holder at 76 hotdogs & buns in 10 minutes. 8 seconds per hotdog & bun. If she can achieve her goal, can beat the world record.

Apple butter with hotdogs? Yuck!!! Separately is OK with more time to consume them. However, hotdog contents are always questionable.

My personal opinion food challenges are a waste of food, time and energy.

Looks like Agnes is wasting a package and a half of weiners.

I hope Trout knows the Heimlech

Grannie won’t be happy, Agnes. That’s a couple of days worth of suppers.

How could Agnes afford a dozen hot dogs? Grandma certainly would not approve.

Savor those hot dogs. Take your time.

make it a real challenge – add a couple squirts of scorpion tabasco to the apple butter (probably improve the flavor, too)…