Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 12, 2023

it’s time to question the digestive system for these two, specially with such a narrow neck

Who eats through their nose? Sometimes, Trout’s suggestions are sadistic.

She’ll need a neti pot to clear the crumbs out of her sinuses.

Snorting crack-ers?

i’d have trouble choking down one can of root beer…

First she needs to grind the crackers into a fine dust. Next, she will need a straw

I did a taste test at a mall between Coke and Pepsi. (I drink Diet Coke) They had us eat a saltine cracker first. I picked Pepsi. :~(

This will not end well! :)