One single coal fairy has no immediate use for such small amounts of coal per se. However, gradual accumulations of bituminous coal by fairies the world over are mass processed into “coke,” which is necessary for strong fairy metabolism. The high caloric value enables them to fly: Wings go better with coke. (—
BigBoy over 1 year ago
I was born a tooth miners fairy
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Is that where Santa gets coal for stockings?
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
Industrial-strength tooth fairy. Clever!
nosirrom over 1 year ago
The coal miner’s fairy.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
One single coal fairy has no immediate use for such small amounts of coal per se. However, gradual accumulations of bituminous coal by fairies the world over are mass processed into “coke,” which is necessary for strong fairy metabolism. The high caloric value enables them to fly: Wings go better with coke. (—
Melki Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now he’ll have to be bad so Santa will bring him a new tooth for Christmas.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Clever, very clever!
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Frosty the Snowman: “Happy birth…yipes! I am missing one of my coal eyes!”
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Now he either won’t be able to whistle or he’ll whistle all the time.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The poor snowman won’t be nearly as "bite"uminous with an incomplete mouth.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Yikes, it’s coal out here!
uniquename over 1 year ago
Frosty, the Early Years
Lablubber over 1 year ago
You load sixteen ounces, whattaya get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
Coal Fairy or Miner Fairy? I prefer the former to the later.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Different kind of toothpick.
Wait a minute. The tooth fairy isn’t supposed to pull teeth out of mouths….
Bilan over 1 year ago
Frosty is pretty lucky, that they weren’t strip-mining.
tee929 over 1 year ago
Things are really bad in the Ukraine!
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
So – what did the fair leave him? Cold cash?