MythTickle by Justin Thompson for December 26, 2022

Yes, Sir, whataever you say Sir. Really, what got you into such a snit?

It reminds me of a cartoon where the character was in an old space ship and found a button that was labeled " elf Destruct". He thought to himself, “who needs those pesky elves anyway.”

He’s being an S-hold.

Yes Sir whatever you say El Jefe! Hope everyone had a happy elfiday! ;^)

I will never respect Elves, or anyone that associates with that filth.

Elves are human sized, but they can make themselves smaller as the need arises.

Okay.

(Is that an S I see lurking on his cheek? S+elf=Self. Respect yourself….)

But my parents told me that I shouldn’t be (/s)elfish.