Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 08, 2023

but he’ll come crawling back in the morning

That’s what my father does. Regular coffee in the morning. Decaf in the evening.

Man how can ya even date a mug like that?

Someone else who won’t be nearly as interesting.

enjoy decaf people

If he tries to sneak in late, he’ll get creamed.

“I just know if I spend this evening with you, you’ll end up keeping me up all night.”

But, truth be told, neither one is his cup of tea!

Decaf just doesn’t taste the same. Not even the expensive varieties.

My doctor want me to cut out coffee entirely, because he thought is the reason for my high blood pressure. Going without coffee and a new prescription, just made my BP go up. I changed to half-caf coffee(mixing decaf with my regular), and going back to my original medicine, has brought my BP down to better levels.

Does anyone drink decaf without ever having drunk caffeinated coffee first?

He never thought he’d have to get up and go from his “get up and go”.

Come on in, the coffee is hot and good and it’s cold out here. I’d come in with you if I could

If it’s too late for caffeine, then it’s late enough for beer.

You’ll find not as exciting as me, your loss…

Daytime friends and nighttime lovers, as the song goes.

Love coffee but I’m done drinking it by noon so that it doesn’t affect my sleep