Liberty Meadows by Frank Cho for December 19, 2022

Teleport responsibly, Ralph.

Could be awkward if someone is using the bathroom when he ports in

I just hope Ralph doesn’t become part of the wall or, gods forbid the toilet. Not only do you have to calculate the distance to the loo, but you have to calculate the distance the earth has traveled through space and the speed of earth’s rotation. In other words, teleporting and even time travel is also traveling through space. Good luck getting the math right on that Ralph.

Sometimes that 32 seconds means the difference between making it in time vs having to do a lengthy and messy cleanup.

If you want to find an easier way to do something, give the job to a lazy man.