Learn to Speak Cat by Anthony Smith for December 23, 2023

Yes. But not THAT cat food. Some other cat food that you haven’t bought yet. Better keep buying.

Cat food and the box it comes in. Cats love boxes.

He’s making a list

With all what tastes good

We’re gonna find out it’s only cat food

Santa Claws is gettin’ a hernia right now…

Quelle coincidence! That’s the same number of brands I had to try before I found one his royal highness would deign to eat.

My master — er, cat — would have ‘lap time’ on that list at least as many times as ‘cat food’.

So in other words, the cat wants cat food for Christmas? ;-)

I went to the store today for the first time since Dec. 1. 100 cans of cat food, 32 pounds of kibble, 90 pounds of litter, and 60 pounds of bird chow. Set until January 23. I hope.

Anything else?

Merry Christmas everyone! ☺️

no catnip, no rubber mouse, no box 2 sizes too small to sleep in