Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2022

Always be prepared.

He has 20 past years of those same glasses in that drawer gathering dust, 2002- 2022. He finally gets to use a pair!

Sorry folks, I still can’t get myself to go out then. Flagstaff even has free buses that night! I have no excuse whatsoever.

It’s easier to watch the celebrations on the news next day.

I’m not into hangovers, so I celebrate at home and stay up until the sun rises, instead. :D

I like how the fireworks around here stop at about 12:30 am. As opposed to July 4. You never know when they’ll stop then, or start for that matter.

Will this be like never being invited again to his neighbor’s pool parties?

I’ve never felt the need to start the New Year with a hangover.

Have a safe and sane new year’s eve! Hope y’all have a happy, healthy and prosperous new year!

Be careful driving home, it’s amateur night.

I start every day with a hangover….

Dear Alcohol: We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, a better dancer and more appealing to the opposite sex. I’ve seen the video. We need to talk.

Along about the age of 60, I ceased feeling like I had to do something on New Year’s Eve.

You don’t have to twist Monty’s arm too much, or even touch it at all.

It just passes I don’t even watch the countdowns anymore.

I used to say it’s better than no holiday at all, but with fireworks and car wrecks, I’m not so sure.

Monty, you fraud! Party-Boy who’s afraid of not being invited to party!

Really sad….