And here are some background conversations in that “Airplane!”
Captain: What is it, Doctor? What’s going on?
Doctor: I’m not sure. I haven’t heard anything like this since the Joe Cocker concert.
Stewardess Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking… We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight… By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how this guy can be quieted?
Doctor The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only quiet this guy, but who didn’t have fish for dinner.
The snorer’s wife Jim never snores at home….
Ok. I know what you’re thinking now: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, huh?
At one time, my dad could snore so loudly it sounded like heavy equipment even from other rooms. I don’t know how my mom stood it. When I moved in to help take care of him, he wasn’t quite as loud at snoring but I still had him tested for sleep apnea. He had a form of it, but not able to use CPAP. He lived till age 101.
My son in law can do that on a plane. Five minutes after he is in his seat, he is asleep and snoring away. Once I was seated next to him in 1st class and my daughter was across the aisle. She said, shake him and wake him up. Broke the snoring pattern but he was out again in like 5 more minutes.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Someone tape a oxygen mask to his face. Maybe that will quieting him down a little.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 2 years ago
And here are some background conversations in that “Airplane!”
Captain: What is it, Doctor? What’s going on?
Doctor: I’m not sure. I haven’t heard anything like this since the Joe Cocker concert.
Stewardess Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking… We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight… By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how this guy can be quieted?
Doctor The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only quiet this guy, but who didn’t have fish for dinner.
The snorer’s wife Jim never snores at home….
Ok. I know what you’re thinking now: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, huh?
Doug K almost 2 years ago
It’s almost like he just blew a hole in the side of the plane.
Jon Schutter almost 2 years ago
well-made comic, I applaud
Malph almost 2 years ago
He obviously meant, “mothers.”
jconnors3954 almost 2 years ago
Yep.
lorez.1 running on solar energy and batteries almost 2 years ago
my wife who is 5’2" can break the sound barrier. Strange the noise never wakes her.
chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago
At one time, my dad could snore so loudly it sounded like heavy equipment even from other rooms. I don’t know how my mom stood it. When I moved in to help take care of him, he wasn’t quite as loud at snoring but I still had him tested for sleep apnea. He had a form of it, but not able to use CPAP. He lived till age 101.
@hiho almost 2 years ago
not even kidding. my dog snores too lol. hes a cavalier king charles
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My girlfriend snores louder than me.
emftoots still causing mischief Premium Member over 1 year ago
My son in law can do that on a plane. Five minutes after he is in his seat, he is asleep and snoring away. Once I was seated next to him in 1st class and my daughter was across the aisle. She said, shake him and wake him up. Broke the snoring pattern but he was out again in like 5 more minutes.