The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 30, 2022

busted on his own pad, she really knows how to hurt a prince!

He’s facing a Grimm future.

Besides, he’s a frog, not a toad. I think.

He “toad” you so!

Fractured Fairy Tale!

She’s a real toady.

“High” noon in fairyland?

The exciting new series Undercover Princess.

What’s keeping her chapeau in place?

Leave me alone you prevert. I will not touch tongues with you. Watch where you’re grabbing me. Lord in heaven where do humans get such ideas?

The urban ibis (“bin chickens”) in Australia have figured out how to safely eat cane toads without getting poisoned.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/dec/02/todays-life-hack-how-to-eat-a-cane-toad

He’s being taken into custoady.

If he loses his balance, she’s gonna shake this dude off his lily.

Ew‼️

I’d rather eat a mushroom than lick a frog.

Entrapment!

This feels like entrapment….

he’s on a lily pad; he’s a frog

where did she get those tiny handcuffs?

Wait till he finds out his court appointed lawyer is a snake in the grass.

He’s the one who controls the substance.

He wouldn’t have gotten in trouble if only he’d toad the line.

Appears to be a frog, not a today, and I haven’t heard of people licking frogs.

Undercover cops are allowed to pose as royalty?

I think she’s supposed to be cuffing him, but it’s hard to tell what else might be going on back there.

if you lick a toad do you get a frog in your throat…?

Yes. The toad will get high if you lick it! ;-p

I get high if you lick me in the right places…