Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 26, 2022

hang in there, Chaz

this chore shouldremind you to buy toilet-trees…

Chazz I’ll take all the cash you got if Carmen does not like Cash ;-)

Go online. Buy cruise tickets. Print copy. Put in card.

Chazz I love you but this was entirely your fault and you should own it. If you get a gift Poncho suggests after a near 20 year timeloop of him suggesting terrible presents and trying to get you and Carmen to divorce, that’s on you. If you don’t because your trying so hard not to that’s also on you, just like his schemes are his.

Getting a gift this early will allow Poncho time to find a really good spot in the yard to bury it. Out of sight, out of mind. The new bury will blend in with all the old buried holes. Yip yip yip yip yip

My father-in-law gives my mother-in-law cash. Except SHE does the finances, so she has to get it from the bank to give to him. You could say “It’s the thought that counts,” but he doesn’t think about anyone but himself!

A bath/shower gift set is half off right now. Wonder if it ages well?

Good plan. Boxing day in the US is a good time to wrestle around the mall for a good Christmas present for next year.

Poor Poncho gets blamed for everything.

Could he just wait till the Christmas Season is over (Jan. 9th) before discarding the Christmas Tree!

Best time for good sales!

For next Christmas tell her you’re getting rid of Poncho. That’ll be the best gift you could ever give her.

The obvious gift would have been a kitten!

if there will even be a next year after this.