Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 19, 2022

I’d agree with the guy, except the only people more likely to be wrong than the clients are the programmers at Microsoft.

In one basic sense, the customer is always “Left” —

“Left-handed people may be in the minority, but left-handed amino acids rule the Earth. Researchers have long known that the building blocks of proteins can be constructed in either ‘left-handed’ or ‘right-handed’ versions that are mirror images of each other, but that almost every living organism on Earth uses left-handed amino acids.”

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/does-the-solar-system-prefer-left-handed-molecules

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/space/must-all-molecules-life-be-left-handed-or-right-handed-180959956/

Older computer scientists have to P a lot.

P or NP, it depends.

This is why the application developers are locked in a back room with pizza and Mountain Dew.

Never halt a program. Reject the bad input and go to the next.

You don’t have to know any science to know that customers aren’t always right.

Good old Goldbach.