Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2022

I can’t believe that Cobra didn’t use the “knee to the happy sack” escape technique.

Never strike overhand to stab, bring it up from below. Much harder to counter or stop. Oh, theoretically of course.

can’t hide any weapons in her pockets either.

Okay. The toque works. He’s from Canuckistan. But the flowered short sleeve is just against his brand. You can’t get Jamba Juice at Tim Horton’s, folks.

KA-BILINGUAL!

Van Coover is in big trouble once Rip get his giggling fists on him. Of course, he’s already putting himself in danger with Cobra.

Bilingual? Coover doesn’t have a first language—he just haz zis stoopid ahccent!

Cobra, though it may be a cliche, I’d think a well placed knee would be a good move about now.

Zut ka-lors!

Still wish Cobra was with Rip.