Strange Brew by John Deering for December 25, 2022

Middle aged Santa. Note the glasses.

Have a shot of milk and a couple of cookies Santa. Maybe it’ll come back to you.

Now where did I park that sled?

Oh oh, is this the beginning of the end for him??!!

Phew! What a night! Merry Christmas everyone! snzzzzzzz

Dear, you LIVE here. You can use the front door like everyone else.

Santa’s having a senior moment!

“Well, Santa Claus must be quite elderly now,”The little boy’s uncle averred.A frown overclouded the little boy’s brow.His blue eyes grew just a bit blurred;In vigorous protest he shook his small head.The faith of his heart to uphold.And with deep conviction he boyishly said,“Aw, Santa Claus doesn’t get old!”

(from a poem by Berton Braley)

Santa Claus never gets old.

Gasp!

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

This explains some of the things that I got on Christmas.

No Santa. Say it isn’t so. You can’t lose your memory…..

“He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice/ But he can’t remember where he put the danged thing.”

Been deer, done that.

Too many 420 cookies!

“Oh, I remember: MILF and cookies.”