Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 31, 2022

At least they know their porpoise in life.

Apex predator in a rich hunting ground.

I adore dolphins. They’re really smart and have helped many divers when surrounded by danger.

Maybe that’s why a woman I read about wanted to marry one (not kidding)

Just don’t drink the water.. that stuff will make you sick.

No wonder they’re always smiling…

So long and thanks for all the fish

And getting high poking puffer fish

" I, I wish you could swim/ Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim."- David Bowie

Trust fund babies don’t get slaughtered by fishing ships.