Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 19, 2022

You’ve been framed and should acquit while you’re ahead.

There was a catwalk above the prison yard, allowing him to escape.

Sure Shorty, The judge is dead though.

…he said to his affianced, the actually handsome one.

Right, it must be those electrical shock treatments treating you kindly.

Ya, and the Warden is my Uncle Bud.

Bubba’s my Dad…

Splendid simply Splendid…

Whoa – Stay in your land, there, metrosexual.

(this is Frog Applause™ – the cartoonist is the only thing that is resplendent here)

(amirite, BO?)

But I tell you, Matty The Matador is looking for a better hairdresser.

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But is your Golden Earring album collection up for auction yet?

True metrosexuals, Bertie, ever the slave to fashion, emulates Beau Brummell, while casually chic Christoff prefers the Errol Flynn swash & buckle look.

Color him sassy, confident, and alluring! Oooooo baby, oooo baby, baby‼️☺️

To which (twitch?) Turtleneck replies, “But being resplendent requires some color” ….

Natty daddy, looking to be arrested, knows his spiff can’t be contested. Put me in cuffs, he proclaims, just make them bespoke, I don’t do lame. For shame!

Splendent and resplendent mean virtually the same thing but resplendent almost suggests that you’re a repeat offender.

You dirty bird.,.

The Christmas plan..Wrap yourself up and come out swinging.

If being full of yourself is a crime, then I can hardly wait for your execution!

You both look rather fakey-fake to me. Almost as if you were awaiting your auditions for a 1930s rom-com film at a major “B” studio….