Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 26, 2022

Be careful! You’re libel to get KO’d before coffee! 8^ )

It’s to early for bad jokes. You duck and move.

Pastis alert!

Let’s see. Arlo isn’t funny, manly, athletic, rich or handsome. So why did she fall for him?

A heavyweight in being sensitive about weight

It’s plain to see that Janis doesn’t want to be hooked into this pun-chy dialog.

“Let’s get ready to rumble”!

Janis is a bit of a grump today.

“…And weighing in at… None of your business, is ‘Joltin’ Janis’!”

Call today what you will, it’s the second Day of Christmas to me….

The second Day of Christmas is St. Stephen’s Day, as in the carol Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen….

The rage hasn’t even begun to start…

Just tried boxing my wife and all she did was laugh.

Arlo is about to get his ears boxed

Only in United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, is Arlo Canadian…

Did bad wordplay ever stop?

I test my humor on my wife and if she don’t like it, then it is good!

When I was young, my bad wordplay landed me in bed without dinner. Now bad wordplay are dad-jokes.

How cool this comic on our anniversary. fifty-six years of silly jokes and lots of love. I could handle another fifty -six.