Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 11, 2023

Nailed it!

Puncture, yes, acupuncture, no.

Tacky

The doc really ought to use a nail gun. The procedure won’t be any less painful, but at least it will be quicker.

Extreme acupuncture hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.

nailed it

took a minor at the seminary

Well, I read the “dummies” book on it.

When I say “read”, I mean I glanced through it in the store.

And I’m almost sure that the YouTube videos I watched were about this.

he did sleep at a Holiday Inn

My first thought was, “John Belushi, Samurai Acupuncturist.”

Compared to regular acupuncture, this impales in comparison.

And using rusty nails at that.

No they called it carpentry school, but let’s not quibble.

he’d feel better if he just went out and got hammered…