Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 12, 2023

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    Qiset  almost 2 years ago

    After back surgery, my wife went to a place like that. It’s always bothered me that it has the same name as a place for addiction recovery.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Second sign behind the first….. “Only used once”

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    We’ll just let that slide.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Please note, NO skills for sale, only skis.

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    johnjoyce  almost 2 years ago

    My health insurance would pay me not to ski…I’m just saying.

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    I’m more the stay in the ski lodge and drink coffee while it snows outside sort myself.

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    Aficionado  almost 2 years ago

    I skied for for 5 or 6 years. One day I realized 2 things. 1. I was wasting valuable vacation days in cold places instead of warm places. 2. I was about to turn 40 and had never broken any bones. Why push my luck? I gave my skis to our son.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 2 years ago

    “Large Selection”

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Went on a ski trip once in high school. A girl broke her leg. I took that as a sign to stay off of the slopes forever.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Well, the skis made it all the way to rehab, I would have thought they would have stopped at the ER.

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    sml7291 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When I was a freshman in high school the family moved to western Colorado where I quickly learned that if I don’t get on snow skis then trees won’t jump in my way.

    ….I had much better luck on water skis, but that’s a different story 8^)

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