Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 13, 2023

And all you can do is Pray you don’t have to use a washroom any time soon.

You walked out there. You can walk back.

I double dare you to stick your tongue on a pole…

Just don’t fall down.

That’s Mom’s plan. Can’t get into trouble if you can’t move.

Couldn’t find an older, more shopworn gag to rip off?

Me, as a child. I was used as the model for the Michelin Man.

Ha! When I was growing up, we had snow suits and could barely move. Like Ralphies little brother …LOL

Back home, we call them “fuzzy gumdrops with eyes”!

It was 36F out the other day and I saw a kid in shorts and tee shirt walking. They want to be cool and I guess hypothermia is cool in a way.

Reminds me of a 1950’s Peanuts comic strip showing Charlie Brown fully bundled up for the winter and saying to Shermy: “I can’t move”.

Let’s see how you roll.

Been there and done that at the age of 4 and 5 in Maine