FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 22, 2023

better not be a hotty gluey gunny, Suzanne; Peter for sure doesn’t want third-degree burns on his scalp

Bad hair day

I’m guessing all the guys at school will have messed up haircuts this week.

As the old saying goes: the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about 2 weeks.

I’m just happy that I still have enough hair TO cut.

This is why he wears a hat.

Candid Camera had their show on HBO at one time where they could be more risque and they did a segment on a topless barber shop.

Just go for the mohawk, it would be easier

He’s going to leave the barbershop looking like a monk.

Incidentally, I got a haircut yesterday. No mistakes, but kinda pricy.

Boobies make the world go round!

Peter’s resemblance to his dad is coming into sharp focus now!

I once had a haircut given by a rather “large” lady. I didn’t know whether to turn my head or not