Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 09, 2023

You got a beef with me?

Don’t do it! You’ve no idea what you’d be up against. Or is that down against.

Saw a video a long time about a poor cow trying to cross a river full of piranhas, and skeletonized in about 2 minutes!!!

“It’s at a weight loss spa and we’ve got 5 gallons of a chardonnay that should go well with you.”

Our parties are downright frenzies.

Whatever you do, don’t let him talk you into skinny dipping.

Sounds fishy to me… like he’s trying to milk this relationship.

I think he wants to put the bite on you somehow.

I don’t think so! I herd about you and your so-called friends….always chomping at the bit!

Is that a piranha or a catfish?

Nah, they’re all in school.

We’d love to have you over for dinner…

“My couple hundred of friends would love to meet you”

Won’t work. He’s already met some lawyers.

I don’t mean to be narrow, or anything, but it seems to me that dating a “fish” seldom ends well. But I’m funny that way, if you know what I mean.

I’m not quite sure of your intentions.

You’d think their first ‘good-night kiss’ would have tipped her off…?

Obviously a pool party.

The cow is about to face his greatest fear… going to school.

You would think a Wildebeest is more his type.

when she comes over they’ll start out with a few nibbles…