Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 09, 2023

Did Dakota suddenly reconcile with the goblins after the toilet plunger incident? And what about LSH?

“Look who’s talking!”

Blaaart!

Dakota finally found her goblin doppelganger.

Hmm, I haven’t seen goblins in a while. It figures Dakota wouldn’t cut ties with them.

Phoebe had a reflexive response there

“Blart.” [I’m a nerd and I’m proud too!]

Phoebe is right, though. Nerd pride!

well the story is about her. Who would read “Dakota and her Goblin?”

Blart indeed!

Well. This was unexpected… Dakota is right.

…well then. Goblin hipster anybody?

Before counterattacking, verify that you’re being attacked.

Oh hey, it’s that girl who has the unearned sense of entitlement and spends all her time putting down others. She’s so cool for some reason.

even Alfred Yankovic is proud to be a nerd… white and nerdy to be exact

Who’s the Blartster with Dakota? I bet he was blart before it was blart.

2nd pane: phoebe’s 90’s video-game-bad-guy-taunt-face