Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 12, 2023

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    momofalex7  about 2 years ago

    I had dreams like that.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Don’t panic – you’re in a safe space.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Just go to the gym and when you come back someone else will have opened it for you.

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    quinones.felix  about 2 years ago

    The legacy of the family business is at risk of failure because of lack of confidence.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I always hated combo locks.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    He’s in the wrong business!

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    Prawnclaw  about 2 years ago

    When I was a building contractor I had a large safe and lost the keys, so I cut the lock out with my Stihl saw to get the men’s wages out. I then took the safe to the scrap yard, two hours later the boys in blue were hammering on the office door….

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    cactusbob333  about 2 years ago

    My high school gym locker had to be opened by the haz-mat team.

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I don’t get it. If there’s a joke or a point to this, what is it?

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