Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 10, 2023

Lol Kevin may try to call the future. “Hey Future Me, want to go look up some lottery numbers?”

China must have it tough when making domestic phone calls: if it’s 7:00pm in one “time zone”, it feels like 11:00pm in “another”, but it’s still 7:00pm.

Don’t tell him about setting the clocks ahead or back that’ll blow his mind.

Now he wants to get lost it those Time Passages.

So, do their grandparents live in different countries?

A child’s mind is fertile with imagination. We really need to watch our words. As a small child I thought that there was a monster in the basement toilet. My mom told me there was something in it that would eat my skin. I had nightmares! LOL

Can I please get a shout out from Tauhid Bondia Please

But isn’t it kind of one?

Four time zones? That’s east coast and either Alaska or Hawaii.

“Time zoned.” What’s what I tell my boss when he asks me why I’m not staying late to finish a report he assigned to me at 5 PM.

I don’t understand why Americans set their clocks back an hour every fall. China is already 13 hours ahead of us – we’re never going to catch up at this rate