Monty by Jim Meddick for January 20, 2023

“Eye of the kitty-cat!”

Tenderized and aged for your dinning pleasure.

Hopefully EB doesn’t respond like Fleshy lol

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2007/02/22

May want to start out with a cornish game hen before moving up to chicken.

The chicken is the speed bag.

My robot was made in a country where eating certain protein is not allowed, and besides, tofu is so much easier to punch.

But, EB is a weakling and a chicken. Monty was a meany to have signed him up for the competition he can’t accomplish.

If punching doesn’t work out, Monty could use his vast knowledge and experience and show EB how to properly choke it!

No, no… you’re suppose to chase down and CATCH the (live) chicken.

I could understand missing a plot point from Rocky V-XXXVIII… but Rocky II you should know cold, Monty.

If it was me, I’d have to start with a jellyfish.

prediction: twilight zone episode “steel”

C’mon, E.B.! Show some spine! Ditch this ditz wannabe coach! He’s no Burgess Meredith, not even near!

IS That a cornish game hen?