Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 11, 2023

same pair for 11 days so far

Picks his nose hourly.

“I will strive for consistency!”

When you reach it, go inside.

Inconsistency is not necessarily bad.

No more thong days? I’ll believe that when I don’t see (or hear about) it.

Baby steps

thought it was a little breezy in the room – thanks for the reminder.

Wear pants everyday…especially at the bar….they designated Howard his own barstool for that specific reason‼️☺️☺️☺️

Where is this bar? I feel I should drink there with the other oldsters.

HOWARD! … In the U.K., “pants” means underwear and is akin to “knickers” … Rule Britannia …?

“Do thongs count?”

“ΝО!”

At least to the store. At least in the dairy aisle.

A grateful nation breathes a sigh of relief.