Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for October 25, 2023

Holy shi*

The implication being no plumbers go to heaven?

He’ll have a pencil in his butt cheeks and will make woopie with your wife repeatedly. Do the work yourself.

There are no plumbers in heaven because of the callipygian cleft.

Can’t be Heaven then. It must be hell.

Hmmm, seems the bottom dropped out….LOL

And now boys and girls you know where rain really comes from. Holy Angle P!$$.

Good luck finding a Lawyer too.

The plumber just called.

He said, he’ll be there right after the AT&T cable serviceman finishes at his place.

Heavens to Butt Seat!!

Hm, I wonder if the water from the faucets is cloudy.

So if such sanitary facilities are needed in Heaven, and the best they have are outhouses, does this explain why the world is so full of s**t?

(On a different note, if the best they have are outhouses, that raises more than a few questions about Heaven and the management thereof.)