Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 17, 2023

I bet it stunk in that ark!

Just stand over there with the unicorns, another ark will be along shortly.

Looks like they are both male, so at least one of them would need to be left behind anyway.

It doesn’t matter whether I’ve heard of you or not. You’re not on the list – and you know Who made the list.

Drowning almost everyone on earth, people and innocent animals, there’s a story in benevolence.

There’s Noah way you’re gettin’ on this Ark.

Two quacked up loons!

Which one is the female and which one’s the male?

LGBTer’s trying to sneak on…

No wonder they are extinct.

His personal issues aside, Bill Cosby’s Noah routine was one of the best. If you are not familiar with it, find it on the internet and give it a listen.

Uh two male ducked billed Macdermotts ain’t gonna cut it!! Uh

I assume they didn’t make the cut, which likely is the reason we have never heard of a Duck-bill McDermott