Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for June 20, 2023

now show her your humility award

My brother has an honorary human certificate.

An award award is very rewarding

These days kids at school get awards just for participating. Apparently it is not right to only give awards to winners. It makes the others feel bad. Too much of a nanny state these days. The idea was to try and better yourself and achieve those awards. Now you don’t need to try as you’ll get a prize anyway.

Pitiful

He won the Narcissism Award, too.

It’s for humility.

I won the Constipation Award. The person least likely to give a $hit.

Big deal most of those are participation awards, everybody gets them.

This guy’s had won too many.

I bet they don’t even have his name on them! :)