Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for February 10, 2023

Found them

Surprised that the boat doesn’t sink!

Jimmy: I think they found us.

A lament I wrote years ago about fishing aboard my boat, named “Midlife Cruises”:

THE CO$T OF FI$HIN’

“Midlife Crui$e$” i$ rigged for fi$hin’;crui$in’ the delta i$ her mi$$ion.$he’$ all decked out with the very be$t,tackle, ’tronic$ and all the re$t.

By $atellite we can’t get lo$t,but I dare not pau$e to add the co$t,$onar $ay$ thar’$ fi$h all ‘roundbut now they’re a thou$and buck$ a pound!

Ummm, could you slowly hand me the net…..?

The fish waving his fin at the kid—too funny!

Play Misty for me…