Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 12, 2023

Aren’t they the same thing?

Treats, of course! It’s all about food.

If you have to ask…

It’s all about the cookie….

Is that a treat in his pocket? Or is he just excited to see me?

They both look like guys. (Neither have eyelashes)

My wife stayed in our relationship because of the “treat” in my pocket, and I’m not just whistling “Dicksey” here.

It’s the treats….run away now! You don’t need his crap!

Well, being a good provider gives you an advantage.

Ah, the eternal mystery, do our pets and other domestic animals actually love us or just stay with us for the free easy food and shelter?

He likes the bacon flavored pup-corn.

“And they call it puppy love…”

Whatever works, keep doing it. Don’t screw the pooch!

https://i.ibb.co/Yy8srRG/muttbutt.jpg

I like big mutts and I cannot lie

You other doggies can’t deny

When a b*tch walks in with huge, fluffy rump

And sticks it in your face, you just gotta jump

— Sir Humps-A-Lot