Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 20, 2023

like, say, two hours hungrier or something?

Isn’t that the policy of all restaurants?

That strategy might be an advantage to you, waiter, but in the world of Yin and Yang there is always a bad side to everything. The longer you make me wait for my dinner, the less of a tip I am going to leave on the table when I leave!

This is why I never go out to eat !!!! Sooo expensive!,,

This small tip is in hopes you’ll give better service next time

Ziggy replies, doesn’t matter, I’m only going to spend a certain amount anyway.

now wait a minute here!?

You can forget your 20% tip. I tip on service. The worse the service, the less the tip.

Well, I guess the money I was going to leave as tip will just go to the kitchen instead.

The extra money I spend is coming out of what would have been your tip.

An horderve while you are waiting…..

That’s why bars give out cheap or free salty snacks. It makes people thirstier.

Depends on the menu.