Close to Home by John McPherson for January 19, 2023

Fifteen yard penalty.

Vikings vs. the Unicorns?

Is this covered in the rules of war?

Where are those refs when you need them

I KNEW IT !!

I knew that’s where it started! That’s probably where the Chop Block started, too!… although I think it’s different now!

Bleep looks like he’s fallen down. Better get up before he’s trampled!

Another good one is the Illegal stab in the back.

They’re lighting their arrows. Are they allowed to do that?

Hey coach, he’s grabbing…

Nice thumb!

Cue the: “Viking helmets didn’t really have horns” comments…

I think he’s more concerned about your neck than the mask

Oh, no! Bleeb is down! Somebody call a timeout so he can be carried from the field of battle.

If that’s the worse that happens, considerate it a good day.

Turn around stupid the enemy is behind you.

Bleeb looks flattened.

That’s a 15-yard penalty, and the guy on the other side gets the “point.”