Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 23, 2023

Well, that’s got to be an upgrade.

That’s a new one on me.

so by this logic you should constantly pray for a white cat to cross your path.

We like to think of ourselves as an “Intelligent species” and then there are billions who believe in superstitions.

We have a gigantic gray cat and a gray tabby, when they cross my path in the dark I can’t even see them

Some have mixed felines about that.

Don’t count on it.. notice the red collar, all bets are off.

I was lucky the day my black cat entered my life.

Things are looking up for you then?

Yes, believe it or not, there are superstitious fools out there.

Sure, blame the cat.

I have 2 black cats, one white cat, and one gray cat. What kind of luck will I have this year?

Take it and be happy. Trust me.