Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 21, 2023

Something with sleeves might help add to the illusion.

Kevin looks like he’s wearing swim goggles lol

I wonder who those belong to. I wonder if he can even see

What, Kevin.

Welcome to Third Grade, the sequel.

Hopefully it has a placebo effect on him, that and studying did sink in.

Miles: “Smarter than you are, Kevin. Smarter than you are.”

Kevin: “No, look! I wrote all the answers on the insides of the lenses. Now I just need you to guide me to my desk.”

“Dress” (look) “smart” and get the part (the result) you want?

Kevin, you need to take this seriously. Glasses won’t make you a super genius.

He should earn high marks for creative writing

He’s doomed.

Cool trick I learned in physics class, go to the drug store, get the cheapest, darkest sunglasses they got, write the formulas on the inside on a small slip of paper. Easy A

“You’ll probably find

that it suits your book

to be a bit cleverer

than you look.

Observe that the easiest

method by far

is to look a bit stupider

than you are."

—Piet Hein (R.I.P.)

Dress for success.

No Shirt, No Brains.

If those are his, it might explain the bad grades.

Don’t forget your wand, broomstick and lightning bolt-shaped scar!