Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 12, 2023

At least they don’t shed.

Unfortunately they pop when fleas bite them.

Mine fell in love with a porcupine. She burst his bubble.

Shoot it down! Since that’s what we do with balloons now!

The stoopid Pentagon just shot down another balloon, only that one was carrying my dang Amazon delivery!

(I’m kiddin’, I’m kiddin’, I don’t need any black helicopters, or drones and stuff flyin’ over my house… it’s just a joke!)

LMAO!❤️

Two days in a row for Ralph!! He’s on fire!

The clown chuckled until he was balloon in the face.

I’m surprised sniffing but isn’t on the list…

Do you need a helium scooper?

Out, Out d.a.m.n.e.d Spot …!

( up up and away )

yupyupyup, it’s inflation!