Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 10, 2023

With a million dollars, Weenus could have training wheels installed onto his body.

A vestibular pipe dream

I’d just throw it on the pile.

Um, going up or coming down? I knew someone preparing to retire who had about one and quarter million in their 401k. When the market dropped they suddenly had one million dollars.

thought i almost heard a joke here

Wouldn’t that be two inner ears? LOL

I’m 60 and we live simply, a million should be more than enough that I could retire

One small problem

If I could afford every book I want to read, I may not live long enough to read them all

It’s a long list and I’m always adding to it

Mr. Wiggly: 1st panel, waiting for the joke.

Bravo, bravissimo – That’s really intellectually clever…

A pun so obscure, it’s almost a visible cloud, floating over our heads.

https://youtu.be/zfiISFiozg8