Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 15, 2023

Useless, rubbish, boo… I thought it’s for Andy.

Nice the Vicar has a purple suit…Nice Sunday football double today!

Try a different game.

@ Ling Today’s strip is slightly funny , just our HERO Mr Andew Capp being right for once is classic :o) my avatar is a spoof of a man killing time by shooting his alarm clock radio , which iswhatI feel like doing when mine goes off just as I manage to go to ssleep, come passerai la vostra Domenicha mio meno vecchio Amicho? our Sunday should be calm I hope , we both are in a good mood , and with no shopping to do or errands too run, we are staying inside the house and keep hydrated and wait till 9. 30 when we will watch our Archbishop celebrate the Holy mass on Television, keep safe and a bientot pal

Let Andy bet on the opponent team and they shall win in no time

At first I thought it was the Everton match !

Hartlepool United are currently last but one in the Football League and may well be relegated at the end of the year, they have won only 4 of their last League games. Andy is right!

Football always seems to ale people. They hop to the game and scream about things that they barley remember. They then ferment strong emotions about things that make them bitter. And then they go to the Pub and sing songs telling everybody what stout fellows they are.

After all those boos Andy and Chalkie will go to the Rose and Crown for some booze.

It’s not whether a team wins or loses, it’s how well Andy consoles the losers afterwards to get free beer…

Andy’s team looked really good out on the pitch, but they didn’t play very well. Oh well… you’re winsome, you lose some!

Hopefully, Andy knows enough not to bet on his own team.

Their losing streak is extended and winning streak………?

That’s one small stadium. How big is the pitch?

Since Andy and Chalky probably snuck into the game, they shouldn’t really complain about the results.

That’s no fun.

Sounds like yesterday’s Seahawks game. (Though they did manage to hang in there for a while.)

Well, how do you propose the home team to win? More practice, duh!