Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 19, 2023

Surf on turf

I still can’t understand how Johnny Knoxville can get any kind of Insurance.

But Jill ruined it all by using her ATV to get the water.

The risk of breaking his crown is part of the fun.

Maybe Jill will break something, too

This is funny, Leigh! Thanks.

“But Johnny, why did we need the bucket?”

Then she pushes him and says: Nah – I don’t want to play anymore.

I love it! How many other nursery rhymes might have inspired young Johnny? “Little Jack Horner sat in a corner and you don’t wanna know what he’s doing and what he’s doing it with!”

Aaaaaas yooouuuu wwiiiiiiiiissssshhhhhhhh