Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 25, 2023

That is NOT what I have heard. I’ve heard it’s “honey, we need to talk.” Men, what say you?

The typical old plugger lets his wife do the thinking.

I always believed it was “Does this dress make my butt look big”….

Aaand how!

Thinking that you shouldn’t have eaten that omelette for breakfast?

That usually means five more items have been added to the honey-do list, all of which are more important that the five you were working on from yesterday.

I like to hear mine share her ideas. Guess I’m just crazy or something.

WARNING! Will Robinson! WARNING!

Im sorry but….“listen here Buster” gets my vote….the nuclear option.

Those three words put the male ‘Plugger’ so far behind the ‘eight ball’ he is barely on the table ! ! !!

“I’m late.” but I guess that’s more pre-plugger.

Maybe the second scariest, but the sccriest is “Honey/dear/etc, we need to talk.” It goes to double jeopardy when wife uses your first name, triple jeopardy with the middle name included.

Yikes!

Yep!

Not even close. “Hey honey! My sister’s great-grand-neice (don’t tell me you can’t remember her – she was only a toddler when you met her at Great Uncle Fester’s funeral) is getting married January 15 and we’re invited to her wedding up in Bemidji!”

Whenever my husband said that to me, my nervousness level went up 1000%.

Wrong answer- “How did you manage that?”

Darn…. It looks like he had almost made it out the door.

The Honey-Do list just added a chore ;-)

“It will only take a minute”, is also pretty scary too….

“Honey, don’t take this the wrong way, but…” means she finds you absolutely revolting!

almost as scary as “do you have a minute?”…

Here comes a job too big for the “honey do” jar!

Oh, ohe.

Just remember, the appropriate response is NOT “Oh really?”.