But… but… but… the supply chain interruption, and, and, that empty store shelves thing, and, and, the economy, I’m still deliverin’….
ALRIGHT, THATS IT! You two guys are goin’ on the list! I know when you’re sleeping, I know when you’re awake… and you can watch out, cry, pout, all that stuff… ‘cause I’m comin’ for ya, and I’m bringin’ reindeer! Wait till you see what reindeer can do to your lawns… and your roofs!
(Note: Whew! I think I need to dial back the caffeine drinks!)
I have a poem for this, too. With chords.Christmas CrimeE7 Hear Ye All, Hear Ye All, We will let it be knownE7 To everyone present That it shall be shown
A7 The man we bring before you is guilty of crimesE7 Which he has committed many millions of times
B7 We begin with the obvious, breaking and enterA7 He waits until midnight, and then through a vent or
E7 A chimney he crawls with the stealth of a mouseE7 And it’s said that he does this at every houseA7 Also pressing charges is the SPCAE7 It seems he’s got reindeer hitched up to a sleigh
B7 He’s whipping them constantly, urging them onA7 And he won’t give them a rest between midnight and dawn
E7 Now Homeland Security has claimed that he’s aE7 Foreign born nationa
allen@home over 1 year ago
Don’t believe that’s Santa.
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
“And you’re not licensed for operating that sleigh with the reindeer. That requires a special endorsement”!
zerotvus over 1 year ago
Tyrants!!! where’s his 1st amendment auditor?
Doug K over 1 year ago
Isn’t that Robin Hood Santa – collecting from the rich (to give out to the poor at Christmas)?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Nick try, Nick! Maybe next time you’ll dump the suit and beard!
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
But… but… but… the supply chain interruption, and, and, that empty store shelves thing, and, and, the economy, I’m still deliverin’….
ALRIGHT, THATS IT! You two guys are goin’ on the list! I know when you’re sleeping, I know when you’re awake… and you can watch out, cry, pout, all that stuff… ‘cause I’m comin’ for ya, and I’m bringin’ reindeer! Wait till you see what reindeer can do to your lawns… and your roofs!
(Note: Whew! I think I need to dial back the caffeine drinks!)
phillip w over 1 year ago
I always thought he had beady-eyes.
scpandich over 1 year ago
Bleeb’s back! (happy dance)
geese28 over 1 year ago
Lots of packages for the evidence room. Hmmm a PS5 eh? Think I’ll take it home for, uh “forensic studies.”
Ishka Bibel over 1 year ago
I have a poem for this, too. With chords.Christmas CrimeE7 Hear Ye All, Hear Ye All, We will let it be knownE7 To everyone present That it shall be shown
A7 The man we bring before you is guilty of crimesE7 Which he has committed many millions of times
B7 We begin with the obvious, breaking and enterA7 He waits until midnight, and then through a vent or
E7 A chimney he crawls with the stealth of a mouseE7 And it’s said that he does this at every houseA7 Also pressing charges is the SPCAE7 It seems he’s got reindeer hitched up to a sleigh
B7 He’s whipping them constantly, urging them onA7 And he won’t give them a rest between midnight and dawn
E7 Now Homeland Security has claimed that he’s aE7 Foreign born nationa
Jim2g over 1 year ago
Bleeb called the police
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 1 year ago
No worries now since we shot him down yesterday over the Yukon
mwksix over 1 year ago
That’s actually Santa’s brother, Bubba.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s dressed in red -maybe he is stealing from Eagle’s fans and leaving gifts for Chief’s fans?
Aficionado over 1 year ago
Good to see you, Bleeb!!
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Santa” is thinking: “Dang! I almost got away with it”!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Bleeb was gonna come right out and say “hi”, but he got cold feet.
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
It appears the gifts were going the wrong direction in the chimney.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Well, now we know what Santa does the rest of the year.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
And you’re suppose to deliver stuff, not pick up stuff.
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
But there is a light out on the Christmas tree.
dv1093 over 1 year ago
The Pentagon won’t admit it, but they shot down Santa over Alaska this week.
jvscanlan Premium Member over 1 year ago
See? I told you Santa was re-gifting . . .
ars731 over 1 year ago
This is worse then when I found out that the Easter Bunny was stealing the eggs he left
jbduncan over 1 year ago
Bad Santa strikes again!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
Plus you left stuff, useless stuff, but you leave it none the less.
mbrahms26 over 1 year ago
Rein him in!