F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 24, 2023

imagine going to a pizza place and ordering a sushi shrug

Doesn’t mean that the kitchen will make it though.

… with their own prices, too, I suppose?

Isn’t it on their phones?

This would be funny if it weren’t actually true. Sigh.

Well, even Burger King says “you can have it your way….”

This appears to be some kind of ageist joke, but I don’t get it.

They just downloaded from the restaurant’s webpage and printed it up

I remember going to a local place we knew well. Summer, patio dining for lunch. Talking with the waitress, she commented that the thing that most drove her nuts was when people couldn’t decide and just told her to “order something.”

That was when a friend of ours, an elderly lady, came in and we invited her to our table. Whereupon she told that very same waitress, “Oh, just order something!”

So, may I NOT help you then?

….and our own prices as well!

…Huh???!!!

Often much easier to interpret