Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 07, 2023

Your toenail clippers would have to have very long handles…..

I still clip mine—-carefully.

There’s something to be said for a nice warm foot spa or massaging foot jacuzzi.

So far I can still pull a foot up to my opposite knee. But, there are times, with the little toes, that I have to cut via touch.

He can reach his toes?

Should have said by remote, how does he reach them?

My question is: How can Cosmo even see his toenails to clip them ???

Talons…

That’s a dangerous thing to do.

Clipping toenails by memory, “that’s eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Wait, eleven? Oh no, I didn’t need to be circumcised!

Even worse pee by memory…

Lettuce remember to weight patiently.

He’s a BIRD! He doesn’t even have TOES!