Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 27, 2023

“We’ll just skip right over the part about the oil slick I’m leaving behind me after I’m done with my even earlier morning run.”

“When” is an interesting adverb.

Late afternoon is the best time for outdoor pools. It’s much warmer then.

It’s the junior Speedo thong.

Ugh, it’s the back acne.

Is this an old strip? Caulfield should well know when Frazz swims by now.

’nuff said

The same reasoning is one of the main reasons I do my RUNNING at 4 a.m.!!! No traffic, and most importantly no pesky dog-walkers with mile-long leashes (or NO leashes) to interrupt me.

That’s Caulfield, the cynic. Couldn’t just add the third and most likely possibility.

Anybody else notice “scherzo” is gone? This would be a perfect opening for him!

I thought people wouldn’t be swimming much in a cold month anyway. Even indoors.

Early bird gets the worm and your choice of lanes.