Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for January 18, 2023

“Psychotic” analysis.

There’s nothing i can do about it pooch. This town has a leash law.

I trust you. You trust you. I’m holding it with 2 fingers just to make it look good. SQUIRREL!!!

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The leash is a sign that I don’t want to get a ticket for breaking the law.

Do you have any idea how I feel when you take off just to sniff some other dogs A$$⁉️

Depressed?

Yes, humans have cell phones.

I’ve had several dogs that felt the same way – until they saw a squirrel…

No, tis a sign that you need guidance.

This morning I was on a walking trail and a woman came up behind me and asked if she could walk with me. She said a man was up ahead with a dog that wasn’t on a leash and she was scared. I said I was scared of dogs too. Then she said the dog was on its leash before he passed going the other way. She told the man she was scared and he said “F off”. She said, “Same to you.”