Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2023

“Aww, that’s what’s my Dad always says.”

Top notch dialogue today.

Welcome to Starlight county. Please check your mustache at the door.

Okay, now another charge on you nose hair criminal, insulting a Sheriff’s Deputy!!!

Already so tired of the ‘bald look’.

Kind of hard to “let your knuckles do the talking” when your prone on the ground, Skinner. And, you might want to listen to the rest of RJ’s recitation of the Miranda, might save you a few bruises.

On “Mark Trail” facial hair was always a giveaway for a bad guy.

Make that ‘kidnapping, airplane-stealing bank robber’.

your knuckles are saying, what have you gotten us into?

KA-SINISTER MUSTACHE!

If anyone’s knuckles are going to be talking, it will be RJ’s. (More like giggling.)

R.J. didn’t even get to finish reading him his Ka-randa rights!