Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for January 19, 2023

Because you can never read too many bar codes at home…?

Have you tried our “Scammer” program??

They have us bringing our own bags and now the self checkout where we have to scan and bag our groceries

Back in the dark ages my spouse worked in cable, I enjoy using my Playboy TV bags at the grocery store. Lots of odd looks. [smirk]

Yes, to all the above, but still better than self-harvesting and self-butchering (not that I would not how to do either).